Us ‘hardcore’ bikers love to make fun of people who trailer their bikes to bike rallies. We love to look down our noses at them. We love to proclaim (as loudly as possible) that we are not one of them. Oh, no. Not us. We ain’t one of them.
Yeah, them. Those guys. Those OTHER guys. Those dad-blamed, consarned RUB rascals. What a buncha imbeciles…what a buncha ultra-maroons. The nerve o’ those guys…trailering their upscale bikes to the rally and then sporting their expensive, new, barely broken-in leathers as if…as if…(outraged splutter) they were real bikers.
Now I could go off on those who trailer (and just might, in some future blog), but instead I want to take a moment to, well, uh, to…try to understand them. Yeah. To try to comprehend them. To (call me crazy) defend them.
Look, there’s few enough bikers in the world as it is. No need to make that number less by dividing bikers into sub-groups. We need unity, not division. So let’s look more closely at this trailering phenomenon.
We (I, at least) tend to think of it as indolence, as the laziness of the rich. We (I again) think of it as fronting, trying to be something one is not. Maybe think is not the right word. If we don’t think and just rely on vague impressions, this is maybe the result…an impression of lazy, indolent, rich fronters, trying to play like they are real bikers.
But the reality may be much different, if examined more closely, and if (God forbid) we actually think about it a bit.
Why, there could be a million reasons why someone would trailer a bike to a rally:
-Maybe they have excruciating back pain, and can barely ride a half hour at a time. Perhaps trailering is the only way they can still ride a bit, enjoying some time with other bikers. Perhaps riding their bike across country is a physical impossibility.
-Maybe their partner (from whom they are inseparable) cannot ride for long, and the only way they can come is if they ride in the comfort of a car or truck. Maybe they won’t come if they have to drive alone while their partner rides, thus they both drive, and trailer the bike for the few hours one or both of them can stand to ride.
-Maybe they are too old to ride for long distances, but can tolerate a few hours a day putting around the rally area, remembering those days when they could ride all day long.
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-Maybe we don’t know the reason or reasons, but they are actually sane bikers with a good reason we cannot imagine or know.
Maybe there are as many reasons as there are bikers with trailers.
Maybe they don’t even need a reason, since this is a free country (or was) and people don’t need a reason to do whatever they want, as long as it ain’t hurting someone else.
Now, I’m not making excuses here. I’m just trying to imagine some instances where it might make sense to trailer, where it might even be okay to trailer. Maybe I’m trying to imagine some bikers I could like and get along with instead of looking down my nose at.
See, to me, riding my bike is all about freedom (or the illusion thereof). I want a lot of freedom for myself, so I must be prepared to grant a lot of freedom to others. That freedom includes when and where they want to ride, what type of bike they want to ride, and how they want to ride…or not ride.
After all, who the fuck am I to judge anyone for taking the easy way? I can recall plenty of times when I was riding through the rain on my way to Sturgis, soaked to the gills and chilled to the bone, when a nice comfortable truck and trailer (with covered, protected bike) passed me by, and…you know what? For a moment at least, I’d have liked to have been sitting inside that warm, dry cab.
I can think of plenty of times when I was camped by the side of my bike in the cold or wet (or bug-infested hell) and would have loved sleeping inside one of those nice, dry, warm trailers. So I have to be careful not to judge, not to denigrate or mock. Hell, I have actually envied those trailer-toting varmints at times.
Hell, let’s be glad there are people who trailer their bikes there and sleep in hotels. Imagine what it would be like if all of us rode there from afar, camping each night beside our bikes. Why, we’d all be a grimy filthy bunch of stinky bikers, on mud-splattered and road-worn rides. Thousands of us. Man, the stink alone is enough to kill that idea. Besides, we want to look at some shiny bikes while we are there, talk to beautiful women who don’t smell of oil and grease, dirt and sweat and…the Road. We’re dang glad the rest of the rally doesn’t look as threadbare and road-worn as we do.
So, in the end, I guess I not only defend those who trailer their bikes, I outright celebrate them.Who cares if they’re breathing up all the good air? Who cares if they crowd Lazelle Street, the bars, and the canyons? Who cares if they front or if they make a caricature of, a travesty of the image of a real biker?
I ain’t no biker cop, or biker judge, so who am I to judge? If anything, maybe I should be thankful for them. The less people who actually ride to Sturgis or Daytona or wherever, the cooler it is when people actually do ride. All those new biker outfits provide a nice perspective in which to view my cruddy ole duds. All them ostensibly fake bikers make authentic ones seem even cooler (as if that means anything, lol).
The point is, the trailering bikers have a place in the biker world; they are undeniably part of it. In the end, they are trailering a motorcycle, not a horse or a Bobcat. Sure, they may be trailering bikers, but in the final analysis, the operative word is biker.
Whether often or just after trailering, these people share the same thrills and dangers, the same joys and challenges all bikers face. Maybe they are rich old farts who work all week, and barely get time to polish their bikes at night. Maybe they are ham-and-eggers (nine to fivers) who only manage to fit in a few hours riding on odd weekends. Maybe the one time in the year they have to ride and be among fellow bikers is during the rally, and they want to save all their riding time at the destination, not just getting there.
Either way, they choose to spend their free time as we do…riding when they can. Hell, that’s enough to qualify as a biker in my book. Maybe I’m easy. Maybe I have low standards. Call me a softie for having some space in my cold heart for these quasi-bikers, but there it is.
God bless them trailering rascals.
I say welcome to Sturgis (or wherever). Party. Have fun. Buy me a beer. Just act with respect, and I’ll probably respect you. Act in a manner that deserves respect, and I’ll surely respect you. It’s really quite simple.
Ride.
Respect.
Repeat.